Things you REALLY don't want to hear your mechanic say . . .

• Uh-oh...
• Oh S***!
• What the heck?!?
• That's SOOOOO bizarre.
• Wow!! Look at this...
• Hey!! Bullets don't do this!
• Mechanic's certificate of training? What's that?
• Well, it's doing SOMETHING...
• Wow...that seemed funny...
• I got a better job at Honda...
• State inspection rules say...
• Sorry, the parts you ordered are no longer kept in stock by The Company.
• Damn! It didn't do that a minute ago...
• Damn, and I just bought that Coke...
• I removed a gasket and now there's LOTS of clearance.
• Hey, do you smell something?
• Hmmm! What's that grinding sound?
• I have never seen one do THAT before...
• I don't think it should be doing that...
• I remember the last time I saw it do that...
• My vacation starts tomorrow.
• Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)
• Hmm, maybe if I do this...
• Hmmm, curious...
• We're standardizing on metric.
• Wonder where THIS nut goes?
• (Looking at your T-Bird) What's this switch for anyways?
• If I knew it wasn't going to work, I would have tested it sooner.
• The air cleaner isn't supposed to leak brown gunk, is it?
• Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing!